1. letsblameitonthedevil:

    loyaltonothingexceptthedream:

    fuckityfucktardunicorn:

    lizthefangirl:

    talithalungbarrow:

    hopelesshoneyxo:

    nataliesgrotto:

    let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.

    Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?

    What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?

    oH COME O N DISNEY

    Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.

    Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?

    he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer

    (Source: disneyismyescape, via boats-against-the-roger)

    shybooklover:

    You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them

    (via gracefulyawkward)

  2. bigasseyesfullawonder:

    bigasseyesfullawonder:

    bigasseyesfullawonder:

    bigasseyesfullawonder:

    i just came back from the woods wow i am so pissed 

    my sister ate my pizza again

    and this weird dude tried to talk to me

    he asked me what got my thong in a twist like rude much

    oH MY GOD

    SO MY SISTER FOLLOWS BASICALLY EVERY ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS ON TWITTER AND SHE JUST TEXTED ME THIS

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    OH MY GOD

    (Source: dollygale, via imthebeeskneesbaby)

  3. The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

    jabberwockyx:

    justatiltedlamp:

    Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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    So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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    My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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    Letters were posted. All was well.

    Until this happened…

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    What the-?

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    This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

    (via luckycat221)

  4. notchicken:

    terranullius-andthestolengen:

    notchicken:

    notchicken:

    tupacabra:

    i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

    this was me and my twin prom night image

    thank you for the text post

    another year, another disappointment  

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    Why are you wearing the same clothes??

    I haven’t moved in a year

    (via imthebeeskneesbaby)

  5. kissykissycas:

    kissykissycas:

    When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

    I’m kinda hoping this makes it to 1,000,000 now because that would be awesome.

    (via the-fandoms-are-cool)

    (Source: girlybell, via chatterboxrose)

  6. thefemaleengineer:

    venusthevegan:

    creatingmyowndreams:

    rekit:

    The best deodorant you will ever use

    Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.

    Use equal parts of the following:

    -corn starch
    -baking soda
    -coconut oil
    -cocoa butter

    With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.

    Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.

    Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome

    This is what I’ve been using for about a year now and it works wonders.

    Not convinced it works? My fiance is literally the smelliest human being I’ve ever met when he’s been sweating all day. I made him some with tea tree oil and he now smells nice and mint-ish as the end of the day, even if he’s been outside working.

    Not to mention it’s cheaper, smells better, better for you AND better for the environment to make your own :D

    Reblogging for reference.

    Must try

    (via dumplingdean)

  7. naturalharmonics:

    zygoats:

    im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

    but also i’m hella conceited

    (via the-squirrel-and-the-kitten)

    (Source: butterpaint, via luckycat221)