i just came back from the woods wow i am so pissed
my sister ate my pizza again
and this weird dude tried to talk to me
he asked me what got my thong in a twist like rude much
oH MY GOD
SO MY SISTER FOLLOWS BASICALLY EVERY ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS ON TWITTER AND SHE JUST TEXTED ME THIS
OH MY GOD
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
Why are you wearing the same clothes??
I haven’t moved in a year