I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T
THE TRUTH OF THIS THOUGH
I PROMISE I’LL SEND AS MANY AS I CAN BUT PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SUBMIT BOX IS OPEN!
JUST WAIT FOR YOUR SEB BECAUSE HE SHALL COME TO YOUR ASK BOX SOON OR LATER
How can I resist?
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuanaoh
people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not
Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
Our teacher simply referred to this film as the “ghetto-fabulous” Romeo and Juliet